I was at Atwood Summerfest today — a street fair in Madison, Wisconsin — and there were these two artists from a dance studio doing a Tango demo.
Zoomed out photos of the pair dancing weren’t all that impressive, because they were just people in a crowd — the composition was too busy. But telephoto shots let me bokeh the background and capture a few images of seeming intimacy. The rest of the crowd is just a colorful blur, with the two dancers immersed in their intensely emotional dance.
Never mind that thing with wine that one time. That was a long time ago baby, and we were stupid. There’s no one but you.
A new survey finds that 60% of incoming college football players support unions for college athletes. The horror! Were such unions allowed, our glorious cities would crumble to nothing more than shoddy tents stitched together from tattered remnants of Old Glory; our government officials would be loin-cloth-clad elders gathered in the rubble of an old McDonald’s passing a Talking Stick; our naked children would roam the urban wilderness like howling wolves, their minds as blank as their lost Internet connection. We would be without hope, dreams, or a future.