News Roundup for 12/8/11

What a Great American Patriot looks like

-Headline of the Day-
“Eric Boehlert Targeted In Bungled ‘Verizon’ Sting.”

Eric Boehlert is a terrible man who helps run Media Matters for America. How do we know he’s a terrible man? Because he works for Media Matters. How do we know that’s a bad thing? Because Bill O’Reilly says they’re like nazis or something.

Someone has to take Media Matters down a peg, because they unfairly post rightwing craziness in the media — verbatim and in context. This is a terrible thing.

So an unknown Great American Patriot came up with a cunning plan: dress up like a guy from Verizon and have Boehlert take a survey that has absolutely nothing to do with telephones, then post the information or give it to Fox News or something. I don’t know, he’s not coming forward. Probably something like that.

Anyway, that didn’t work. Turns out that, in order to be a respected media critic, you’ve got to be all smart and stuff — smart enough to know that questions about his salary and the 99-percenters had jack-all to do with phones. So he called the Great American Patriot on his BS and the guy took off running.

“The only sort of comical part was he forgot which way he was supposed to run in case I started following. He ended up sort of in the road, and he sort of turned left and then right,” Boehlert told Sam Stein of the Huffington Post. “The last I saw him he was in a full sprint down my street running away from my house.”

So who was the Great American Patriot? Who knows? Speculation is that he may be part of James O’Keefe’s fake sting/propaganda outfit Project Veritas. But that’s only speculation. He might just be someone inspired by O’Keefe to try his hand at the same sort of confidence gaming. Whoever he is, he’s gone. And whatever he brilliant sting was trying to accomplish failed.

Come forward, Great American Patriot, and meet the recognition you deserve. (Huffington Post)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, Little Suzie Newsykins is back and she’s here to talk about Newt Gingrich! Yay!

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Bonus: he kind of looks like the guy who runs the Keebler Elf tree. (MarkFiore.com)

-Bonus HotD-
“Bill O’Reilly Hits Community Organizer with Umbrella, Tries to Get Him Arrested.”

Blowhard Bill really is just an awful person. (Right Wing Watch)

Source: gripernews.blogspot.com